Murlocs Anonymous

Carp Recruiting

2010-05-22T05:28:00.000-07:00

Hello, Cruelfin here,

I have recently been recruiting new and deadly allies to my cause- FISH! well not murlocs but, well, carp. Yes, carp, you may think these fish are just innocent river fish but MY variety are evil, conniving, (if fish can connive) blood-sucking, monsters! They are trained to chase and eat anything they can see even if it is three feet away from the water like draenei-or my murloc slaves. That is the one pitfall of my plan, the carp are eating my murloc slaves faster then King Mrgl-Mrgl pushes our young into the deep sea crevice! However when I told murlocs with packs of carp behind them that there is a safe area near the dranai outpost it was a blue flesh eating success. Now if only that lich emperor or whatever his name is would give me some winged skeletal carp...

Visitors Grrrrrrr!!

2010-04-03T09:19:00.000-07:00

2010-04-03T09:04:00.000-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI

Dinner Time!

2010-03-04T09:21:00.000-08:00

I'm so hungry I could eat Horde!

King Mrgl-Mrgl's Back to Sea School Address

2009-09-09T08:36:00.000-07:00

Source: King Mrgl-Mrgl's Castle

Kneel all my Murloc Subjects! How have you been surviving? We are addressing you today as you prepare to return to Sea School.We have subjects tuning in from all over Azeroth on their video shell phones and we are glad they have lived long enough to tune in.

I know that for many of you, this will be your first day in defensive school and for others you have progressed to offensive school. And for those of you starting Tadpole, or Middle Fin School or Tall No Tail School, it's a new fish bowl and it's understandable if you tremor. Some of you may be feeling confident to take up your sticks knowing soon you shall be doing battle against the invaders. Many of you may be wishing you were still napping in the sea kelp.

You are not alone. We, too, would have preferred a longer snooze.

When I was a young tadpole, my family lived in the Sea of Northrend and my mother didn't have the pearls to send me to King Training Camp with the other Kings, so she taught me herself. Come typhoon or whirlpools, I wasn't allowed to rest in the kelp and I didn't like it. Many times I would curl my tail and fall asleep on the conch. Complaining wasn't allowed as Mum would say, "Rawgrlgrlgrlgrrgle, This is no Draenai dessert for me either, froggy."

On to important matters. We are here to tell you what is expected out of you and your training. As your Ruler, We give many laws that you are responsible to follow. The instructors are to challenge you to prevail or push you into the deep sea crevice and be done with you. Your parents will be filet'd if they allow you to watch shellavision and play Sea Chest. We have girgled about the Kingdom's responsibility for setting high standards, for armoring trainers and Cheiftians, and turning around Sea Schools that are not working to create graduates we like.

Yet as the sunsets, we can have the most dedicated trainers, the most forcible tadpole creators, and the best Sea Schools in the four Seas! None of these will stand unless all of you fulfill your responsibilities to avoid us destroying you. To avoid destruction, you must show up for training, pay attention to those enforcers; listen to all Tall No Tail Aged ones; and work hard to succeed!

That is what we want to drive into you today: the responsibility each tadpole, each Middle Fin, and each soon to be Tall No Tails has for your training. You have the responsibility to become awesome. Everyone has a special ability that will improve my kingdom. You must discover what that is and that is what the training will unlock.

Maybe you could be a great scroll creator - maybe even good enough to write my addresses to my kingdom -but you will never know it till you have written thousands of useless scrolls. Maybe you could be an innovator or an inventor - never mind - the gnomes have that covered - maybe you could build a gnome trap - but you will never know how until you have been trapped many times yourself and learned how they work. Maybe you could be a warrior or a chieftain - but first you must survive battle or a debate team. No matter what you want to do with your life - We guarantee if you want life - you will learn to be an excellent fighter. Learn your weapon well.

You can not drop out of Sea School. There is nothing below to go down to. There are no Draenai desserts for deserters. You must fight for it! Train hard and learn the craft of conquering! We do not ask this for your own life nor your future. The skills you learn will decide nothing less then the future of my kingdom. What you are training for will determine whether we as a kingdom will survive our greatest challenges of the future, the dreaded Draenai invaders.

Fighting and weapon skills will be beat into you. You will be taught how to use your environment. Fighting with dead fish and driftwood. Every single one of you will develop your talents, your skills and your strength, so that we can use you to solve our most difficult issues. If you don't do that - if you quit training - you will be seen as quitting our kingdom - and you will be pushed into
the deep sea crevice.

We know it won't be easy. We know many were abandoned once the eggs were fertilized. My father, too, left before we were hatched. There were times I went swimming after a Tall No Tail calling, "Are you my father?" My life was lonely with only five hundred siblings and trying to keep my crown on while my head was still too small... I wasn't always so focused. I did bad things but I was born king so it doesn't matter.

That is why today, we address each one of you, telling you what we have set for your goals and you must meet them. You might decide to avoid extracurricular activity, or volunteering to pull in the nets for dinner. Your kingdom will kill you.We also wish you all learn to take care of yourself, keeping clean, washing with sea foam often. Our people can not afford to get sea sickness so it is up to you to prevent the spread. Otherwise we will push you into the deep sea crevice.

Whatever you resolve to do, we want you to commit to it fully as we can not afford to keep pushing you all into the deep sea crevice. We realize that shellavision has allowed you to dream. Your trainers will crush them as dreams don't come true. You must work hard to rise. You won't love every fight but as you improve that too will change. You won't like every trainer but once you master them you will no longer care and you will take their place. Not every strategy will seem logical and you might need to re think it. Fear not. It is the Murloc way. Many of our great warriors were wimpy tadpoles in their day.You must learn from them.

If you can't lift your stick, don't give up. Spend more time building your strength otherwise your trainer will hit you with your stick. Never give up. No one is hatched swinging a dead fish. You must train. Don't be afraid to ask for a smelly one. They drop the enemy faster. Learn to work together. It helps overcome your weakness and becomes a strength. It shows you have courage to admit you need numbers. And even when you’re struggling, even when you’re discouraged, and you see other Murlocs have run off, don’t give up or you will die. Unless you, too, can run away quick.

The story of my kingdom isn't about you Murlocs. It's about me. You must try harder to keep my kingdom growing. You must love me enough to do no less then your best.We will write the tales of our battles. It's the story of Tall No Tails who swam where you now swim a long, long, long, time ago and went on to sacrifice themselves against the eight great white sharks. Eventually, the eight great white sharks were too full to go on living and died, therefore, ending the oppression.

So today, we require you to decide what you will contribute. What problems are you going to cause? What discoveries will you kick the sand over? Will we trouble ourselves to remember you? Or will we just push you into the deep sea crevice and be done with you?

Your mums and anonymous sperm donors, your trainers, your Chieftains, and We, your King, are doing everything to provide you with weapons and training. It is up to you to train and live or not train and we just push you into the deep sea crevice.

I expect all you tadpoles, middle fins, and almost tall no tails to get serious this year. Show me you do not wish to be pushed into the deep sea crevice. We expect to get warriors out of all of you. Don't let us down. Don't let your family down or they, too, might be pushed into the deep sea crevice along with you. The kingdom requires you all to prepare for war. NOW DO IT OR BE PUSHED INTO THE DEEP SEA CREVICE!!

CRUELFIN! Yer a Grumpy Murloc!!

2009-08-04T05:45:00.000-07:00

Hiya!!

Baby Murloc here and Mr. King of the Puddle, ol' Chicken of the Sea, Cruelfin there, hasn't been able to put me in his ol' pot yet. Nah Nah!! =P

I keep thinking that what Mr. Grumpy needs is to lighten up a bit. It seems he has a lot a stress in his life with all his 'Gonna take over the World stuff' or was that Argile Siltfin who wanted to take over the world... Either way, researchers say it is good to laugh and not take yourself so seriously.

So since I care so much for my fellow Murlocs' well-being, I'm going to suggest they go check out some of the accomplishments of other Murlocs like Murk over at Camo Brakil. Click here to go see what Murk is up to and maybe you could even help him for awhile?

If you like more advanced adventures, click here and help Murk in Stranglethorn Fever. In this Murloc game, you get to select which class you would like to be: Warrior, Rogue, Priest, or Mage.

Either way, kick back, relax, and enjoy a few minutes of free online Murloc fun.

I AM MURLOC!!

2009-07-30T12:30:00.001-07:00

DIE UNDER THE POWER OF ROCK ALL YOU DREANAI!!!

CRUELFIN
KING OF THE SEA

Mission: Draenai Watch

2009-05-30T14:20:00.000-07:00

Reconnaissance Log

May 15, 2009

Message received from one Cruelfin of Bloodmyst, Kalimdor. His army is under attack from Dreanai and needs assistance.

May 16, 2009

Special Agents are sent out to do some reconnaissance and discover just how large a threat these 'Dreanai' are or if this 'Cruelfin' is crying wolf for no apparent reason.

May 28, 2009

Special Agents report heavy Dreanai activity in the area of Blacksilt Shore which is on the southwest side of Bloodmyst Island. The area is remote. The local Murlocs have little protection. The area can be reached by sea and air only. Dispatch low power teams (lvl 20) to Blacksilt Shore and the surrounding area

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Eliminate all enemy resistance (fig 1)

Enemy: Tall.
Shades of Blue
Hooved feet
Tail

Mode of Travel:
Hoof
Elekk
Hippogriph

2009-05-22T15:31:00.000-07:00

Dear cousin Cruelfin:

Why must you always try and pawn off all your problems on others. I believe your constant harassment from the DRAENAI is a direct result of your overly aggressive disposition. If you would focus more on the constructive aspects of your existence and less on your problems you find your goals closer at hand.

As for your goal of world domination, although admirable, do you have a plan of action to achieve your ends....Hmmm. In this new world of Magic and Technology the word has become more powerful than the sword and the economic megalith is the new key to world domination.

It is my plan to monopolize the world fish market with my bio-engineered DEVIATE FISH. As we all know no one can not survive without quality fish. My new strain of Deviate fish will travel the worlds seas and hunt all other fish species into extinction.

MWAH HA HA HA ha ha.

Once this has been accomplished I will be the only supplier of fish in the world and in affect will have achieved world domination.

he he ha ha MWAH HA HA HA..........................................................................

Dare I say it, the true genius to my plan is that my fish will take over slowly and no one will notice at first. In fact by the time any one figures out my scheme it will already be to late much like "microsoft"only less hackable.

WAIT WAIT I HAVE SAID TO MUCH WHERE IS THE DELETE KEY........

Argile Siltfin

You're Not So Tough!

2009-05-22T15:05:00.000-07:00

Who got you this time? A level 2 Draenai? I'm not afraid of you and your pot!

Baby Murloc

Joke of the Day

2009-05-22T13:04:00.000-07:00

Q: What's big, red. and prickly, with a bad disposition?

A: Cruelfin

baby murloc fin soup

2009-05-22T12:35:00.000-07:00

NO! wait baby murloc fin soup is the most delicous dish in azeroth... come here and jump in this pot

posted by Cruelfin

Have you seen my parents?

2009-05-15T11:19:00.000-07:00

Hi Cruelfin. Have you seen my parents? When I was really small, some Witch Doctor threw me in a cage and took me very far away. I've been trying to get back ever since! Here's my baby picture. Could your army help me find my Mommy?

Rawgrlgrlgrlgrrgle

2009-05-15T06:37:00.000-07:00

Hi, I'm Cruelfin. Most people know me from killing me innumerable times on the coast of Bloodmyst Isle for a quest but why? For a few XP? Go kill my cousins in Ellwynn, please! And leave me alone! So I can build up my invincible Murloc Army and rule everything!
The spawn rate's fast enough anyways and we're amphibious, so we can swim across the ocean. BUT YOU DARN DRAENAI KEEP KILLING ME!!!